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E-book pre-order coming soon on Amazon!

(Paperbacks will be released on October 1st!)

Okay, this is just the most popular Bond books shoved into one book. Are a couple technically missing in order? Yes, but they’re stand alone stories and you don’t HAVE to read them to understand what’s going on in the rest of the books. Look, you and I both know that nobody reads a Bond book for the plot. You read them for the “Plot“. You just wanna see a hot woman be badass, shoot guns, and bang all the sexy men she can get her pervy hands on. And you know what? Valid. They don’t write female characters like this in our world.

E-book pre-order coming soon on Amazon!

(Paperbacks will be released on October 1st!)

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