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Alternate title: The Girls are Fighting
In this epic prequel to The Odyssey, we actually don’t really focus on Odyssia at all. She’s around, of course, doing her thing. She does a cool stealth mission at one point. But this story is really about Hectia, Agamemna, and of course… the great heroine Achille.
It’s the final year of the Trojan war over the kidnapping of Helenus. Our mighty and legendary Achille is sulking in her tent because Agamemna took her slave-boyfriend. Without her, the Greeks are in a tough spot, but Agamemna is too proud to make things right and Achille is too petty to accept any apology. Nothing could convince Achille to get out there and fight again, she’s just gonna stay in her tent with her totally hetero life-partner Matrocleia who she loves more than anything in the world. Gosh, I sure hope nothing ever happens to her…
Behind the scenes of all of this drama, the goddesses are getting up to all sorts of shenanigans that turn the tides of the war all over the place.
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It’s been damn near 20 years since Odyssia first sailed for Troy… as if a 10 year war wasn’t bad enough. Then she’s gotta face the wrath and pettiness of goddesses and sorcerers and monsters and mutiny from her own crew and that’s not even half of it! It just never ends!!
Then she washes up on the island of the super clingy god, Calypso, who wishes to marry her and make her immortal. Odyssia is having none of that. She has Peneleon waiting for her at home, and she will literally go through Hell and high water to get back to him…… but Calypso’s island is basically impossible to escape so… she’s kinda stuck. So just like how Peneleon spends his days crying in his room, Odyssia spends her days crying on the beach. Luckily though, not ALL the goddesses are against her. She still has a couple friends left on Mount Olympia.
The thing that keeps her going is knowing that it’ll all be worth it when she finally returns home to Ithaca, takes her loving husband in her arms, sees her daughter all grown up, and guts every last suitor that dared to sully her floors.
P.S.
If you’re wondering what all the weird notes are about, this version of the Odyssey was written by a woman who was CONVINCED that the Odyssey was written by a man, and she has all these weird notes as “proof“.
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Dantea really said “I’m going to write my own self insert fanfiction where I get to hang out with my celebrity crush and lust after a boy I barely knew before he died and no one can stop me.“ and she did. She really did.
And now, centuries in the future, we get to read the thrilling tale of Dantea getting lost in the woods and the only way out for some reason is to follow Virginia (the woman who wrote The Aeneid) through literal Hell, Purgatory, and Heaven. What a crazy Tuesday that was.
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A biblical tale as old as time!
After Lilith’s attempt at an uprising went horribly wrong, her mommy issues are now in full force. When she hears that Goddess is creating a new world with new puny little two-legged creatures on it, Lilith sees this as the perfect opportunity to get revenge on the tyrant that threw her and all her comrades in Hell.
I like to imagine this as the prequel to The Lament of Lilith. The prequel to peak, if you will.