The Lost World

$17.99

Edith Malone, a simple reporter, is on her way to a mysterious plateau in the remote unexplored regions of the Amazon. With her is the violent and grumpy disgraced professor Challenger, the other grumpy and critical professor Summerlee, and a Jock, Lady Jane. You see, after her expedition to South America two years ago, Mrs. Challenger claims dinosaurs still walk (or fly) among us. Summerlee thinks this is all a bunch of BS and wants to rub it in her face, and Jane… she’s just here for fun. Edith, on the other hand, is dragging herself along as a means of proving herself.

Why does she need to prove herself you ask? Because she’s trying to get into a man’s pants.

On their journey they’ll encounter a potential murder mystery, literal DINOSAURS, and stumble right in the middle of a bloody war between a lost indigenous tribe and a tribe of Ape-people.

Will it be worth it? You’ll just have to find out!

E-book pre-order coming soon on Amazon!

(Paperbacks will be released on October 1st!)

Edith Malone, a simple reporter, is on her way to a mysterious plateau in the remote unexplored regions of the Amazon. With her is the violent and grumpy disgraced professor Challenger, the other grumpy and critical professor Summerlee, and a Jock, Lady Jane. You see, after her expedition to South America two years ago, Mrs. Challenger claims dinosaurs still walk (or fly) among us. Summerlee thinks this is all a bunch of BS and wants to rub it in her face, and Jane… she’s just here for fun. Edith, on the other hand, is dragging herself along as a means of proving herself.

Why does she need to prove herself you ask? Because she’s trying to get into a man’s pants.

On their journey they’ll encounter a potential murder mystery, literal DINOSAURS, and stumble right in the middle of a bloody war between a lost indigenous tribe and a tribe of Ape-people.

Will it be worth it? You’ll just have to find out!

E-book pre-order coming soon on Amazon!

(Paperbacks will be released on October 1st!)

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