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All Ismaela wanted was to go out to sea with a nice chill whaling gig. She never imagined that the crazed Captain Ahab would drive the whole crew into a self destructive quest to kill the legendary “white whale“ that took her leg.
We’re really gonna need a bigger boat…
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Passepartout, after her exciting and eventful life, is excited to settle down and start her new job as a womanservant for the stoic yet eccentric woman Phyllis Fogg. So imagine her surprise when her disciplined and perfectly regular mistress comes home on her first day on the job and tells her to pack her things and get a move on cuz they’re going AROUND THE WORLD IN 80 DAYS!
That’s right! For some reason she decided to enter into a bet with her acquaintances at the reform club for HALF her fortune that she could go around the world in 80 days. That’s already crazy, what’s crazier is that just before all this nonsense someone coincidentally fitting Mrs. Fogg’s description robbed a bank and a certain detective who doesn’t know when to quit is hot on their trail, following them on their journey around the world.
…and she certainly isn’t the only obstacle that’ll be in their way.
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Little Jinnie Hawkins is about to get roped into all sorts of pirate drama when she finds herself on a quest across the sea to find the infamous captain Flint’s hidden treasure. Sitting unattended on a remote part of the globe is unimaginable amounts of gold and jewels! The girl was warned about a one-legged woman, but strikes up an unlikely friendship(?) with the ship’s charismatic one-legged cook, Long Jane Silver.
But trouble is brewing just below deck… Jinnie’s little party aren’t the only ones on the hunt for Treasure Island.
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It’s been damn near 20 years since Odyssia first sailed for Troy… as if a 10 year war wasn’t bad enough. Then she’s gotta face the wrath and pettiness of goddesses and sorcerers and monsters and mutiny from her own crew and that’s not even half of it! It just never ends!!
Then she washes up on the island of the super clingy god, Calypso, who wishes to marry her and make her immortal. Odyssia is having none of that. She has Peneleon waiting for her at home, and she will literally go through Hell and high water to get back to him…… but Calypso’s island is basically impossible to escape so… she’s kinda stuck. So just like how Peneleon spends his days crying in his room, Odyssia spends her days crying on the beach. Luckily though, not ALL the goddesses are against her. She still has a couple friends left on Mount Olympia.
The thing that keeps her going is knowing that it’ll all be worth it when she finally returns home to Ithaca, takes her loving husband in her arms, sees her daughter all grown up, and guts every last suitor that dared to sully her floors.
P.S.
If you’re wondering what all the weird notes are about, this version of the Odyssey was written by a woman who was CONVINCED that the Odyssey was written by a man, and she has all these weird notes as “proof“.