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Follow the mischievous Tommie Sawyer through her daily shenanigans as she stumbles her way through school, juggles her girlish crushes, and wiggles her way out of all sorts of trouble.
Thomasine Sawyer is just your average little girl. She wants to play pirates with her friends and dig for buried treasure. She wants to impress her crush with feats of bravery and athleticism. She wants to skip school and go swimming. And if she has time maybe she’ll do something about that murderer she and her pal Holly witnessed that one time. Just normal little girl things.
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Follow Tazari, a child raised by gorillas, as she goes from a feral little girl to a feral large woman.
Tazari always knew she was different from the rest of her family, but she could never figure out why she was so unlike them. It wasn’t until she met John Porter, a young Englishman marooned on the coast of Africa along with a party of others like him, that she felt there was somewhere she truly belonged. But English manners clash with Tazari’s wild nature, and John tries to find a way to tame this wild woman (who’s super hot, btw).
But when a ship arrives and rescues the castaways… how will Tazari ever see John again??
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It’s been damn near 20 years since Odyssia first sailed for Troy… as if a 10 year war wasn’t bad enough. Then she’s gotta face the wrath and pettiness of goddesses and sorcerers and monsters and mutiny from her own crew and that’s not even half of it! It just never ends!!
Then she washes up on the island of the super clingy god, Calypso, who wishes to marry her and make her immortal. Odyssia is having none of that. She has Peneleon waiting for her at home, and she will literally go through Hell and high water to get back to him…… but Calypso’s island is basically impossible to escape so… she’s kinda stuck. So just like how Peneleon spends his days crying in his room, Odyssia spends her days crying on the beach. Luckily though, not ALL the goddesses are against her. She still has a couple friends left on Mount Olympia.
The thing that keeps her going is knowing that it’ll all be worth it when she finally returns home to Ithaca, takes her loving husband in her arms, sees her daughter all grown up, and guts every last suitor that dared to sully her floors.
P.S.
If you’re wondering what all the weird notes are about, this version of the Odyssey was written by a woman who was CONVINCED that the Odyssey was written by a man, and she has all these weird notes as “proof“.
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A giant sea monster has been terrorizing ships all over the world! But what is this thing? and how could ANY creature be so fast that it could be in the Pacific one moment, and seem to suddenly appear in the north Atlantic faster than any modern ship could travel? This is exactly what our girls Dr. Aronnax, her trusty servant Consella, and their new trigger-happy harpooner friend Nadia Land, are on an expedition to find out!
When a close encounter with the monster throws the women overboard, they find refuge on a… metal island? But it isn’t an island at all, its some kind of strange underwater vessel! A strange vessel commanded by the equally strange and mysterious Captain Nemo, a woman who has completely cut all ties with society. She’s starting another voyage around the world, and whether the women want to or not, they’re coming with … because from this day forward, they are now Captain Nemo’s prisoners!
How are our girls gonna out-smart such a genius woman and make it back to their homelands again? Idk, but they better figure something out quick cuz Nadia’s mood is growing increasingly “stabby“.
“Get in, Losers! We’re circumnavigating the globe!“